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    hi dosto plz ap me se koi muje bate ga k lun kese mota or lumba hota mera lan 6" ka he or 2 inch mota he me ase 10 inch karna chata ho or 4 inch mota plz koi to help karo na plz jalde replay karna me ne ak randi ko la kar chodna he

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    Agar boht jaldi karna hai to kisi petrol pump ki tyre shop pe jaa kar unn ki machine ka nozel apni gaand pe laga ke hawa bharwa lo, lub phool jaye ga. hahahahaha

    yeh to mazaq tha, magar itna farq kabhi bhi nahin paida ho sakta. magar 20% tak izafa hasil kar sakte ho. woh iss tarah keh (1) rozana apnay lun ki maalish extra-virgin olive oil se kia karo, magar iss malish ko kabhi bhi masturbation ki hadd tak na janay dena. (2) Daily nashtay main aik glass asli doodh (packet wala nahin) pia karo aur sath main 7 khajoorain khaya karo. (3) daily lunch main pyaz, timatar aur kheeray ki salad khaya karo, roti kam aur salad ziada.
    Iss ke ilawa kuch yoga ki exercises bhi hain jo help kar sakti hain, agar koi achi book mil sakay to parh ke kia karo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lover jee View Post
    hi dosto plz ap me se koi muje bate ga k lun kese mota or lumba hota mera lan 6" ka he or 2 inch mota he me ase 10 inch karna chata ho or 4 inch mota plz koi to help karo na plz jalde replay karna me ne ak randi ko la kar chodna he
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    kahein ap ka arada ye to nahi k apni he . . . aur apna he . . . . ta k dosron pe depend na kerna pery ?

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    ha ha ha ye to joke section me hona chahiye tha

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    Lun mota aur lamba krna ka nuskha Molana Ashraf Ali Thanvi sb nay apni book "Ba'hishti Zewar" main deya hai...iss k akhr main likha hai purh lo thora mushkil per fit hai

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    Dekhiye janaab teen baatein zehen mein daal lijiye:-

    Pehli:- Agar aap waqai 26 saal ke ho chukay hain to aapka lund kisi bhi natural tareeke se na to ek bhi inch mota ho sakta hai aur na ek bhi inch lumba. Haan surgical implantation ke zariye, jaise auratein apne mammon ko silicon se bada karva leti hain, aap bhi apne lund mein extra inches add karva sakte hain. Lekin uske baad aapka lund ek dildo jaisa ho jaayega jo aurat ko shayad kuch maza de bhi de, magar aapko nahi dega.

    Doosri:- Ye baat apne zehen se nikaal dijiye ki aurat ko sex mein satisfy karne ke liye lund ki lumbai aur chaudai se koi khaas farq padta hai. Aurat ki choot mein sirf 2.5 centimeters ki doori tak hi sensation hoti hai, uske baad usme koi sensation nahi hoti. Aurat ke saare pleasure points aur nerve ends uski choot ke 2.5 cm ke daayre tak hi hote hain. Iska matlab ye hua ki kaamyaab sex ke liye aapke lund ka bas 2.5 cm lumba hona kaafi hai.

    Rahi baat lund ki chaudai ki to janaab agar aap ye sochte hain ki aapka lund agar 4 inch wide ho jaayega to wo randi jisay aap chodna chaahte hain, aapke paeron mein gir jayegi to ye aapki galatfehmi hai. Aap 4 kya 14 inch bhi chauda kar lenge tab bhi aap aurat ki jhaant nahi ukhaad payenge. Aurat vaginal muscles itni elastic hoti hain ki usme se ek poora bachcha baahar nikal aata hai, aapka 10 inch lumba aur 4 inch chauda lund kya cheez hai.

    Teesri:- Sex, lund mein nahi dimaag mein hota hai. Lihaja zyadatar sex problems jaise lund ka chhota hona, jaldi jhadna, khada na hona vagerah dimaagi hoti hain. Apni soch badaliye. Sex koi jung nahi hai jiske liye hathiyaron ko tez karne ki zaroorat hai. Ek khel hai jisay jitni mohabbat, sukoon aur maturity se khela jaaye utna hi mazaa aata hai.

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    I m 40 years old, Main nay buhut sa paisa lun barha karnay kay liye pumps aur medicines kharidnay may zaya kiya hay . Lakho rupay barbad kar chuka tha magar koi faida nahi huwa. sari fake medicnes thi.
    main ny apnay aik dost kay kehnay par urdufunda par aanay wali sex toys and medicines sale karnay walay ki advertisment karnay walay say medicnes kharidi thi jis ka name Vega XL Penis Enlargement tha , Is medicines kay use karnay say maira lun 2 months may 2.5 inches lamba ho giya , but buhut expensive medicines thi ( Rs. 35,000 ) laikin yeh hay ke maira paisa barbad nahi huwa aur maira masla hal ho giya hay

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    peta nhi log kya kya sochte h.

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    aap apne lund par honey laga ker usey chuntiyo key bill mein daal daiyn 1 hour tak bill k ander he rakhiyn lund 15 inch ka ho jaey ga

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    Hahahahahahaha great advice

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